January 2011
57 posts
trying to teach people how to dougie
at first im like
and they’re like
so i slow down a bit like
and then they go, “okay i got it” like
then they try it and it looks like
im my head im like
but in reality im like
new years….
“I’m not Jesus Christ… but I can turn water into Kool Aid”
– George Watsky, my poetry hero
Write one leaf about putting your head in the...
I dunno who thought it was a good idea to send the new guy to do this, but this is my job, animal dentist. If
I die tell my mommy I love her…
the interweb is disappointing me... :(
Write one leaf about something you can't ignore.
this boy… he’s something else. his eyes draw me in like whirlpools. the curvature of his lips entice me. to stare is the only option. he’s forbidden fruit, on the straight path to success. maybe I have a chance, but only maybe.
Write one leaf about eating ice cream in the...
So I’m standing here, in this devastatingly long line, to buy an ice cream cone. Sure it’s 30 degrees outside, sure I could get ice cream when I get home, but I’m not home, I’m here in this obscenely long line. I might end up growing a beard before I get to the counter. Eating ice cream reminds of better times where there’s no homework, no crabby teachers, and no...
you know what's the worst...
…feeling totally and utterly alone in a large crowd
its cold
“People are always trying to get into his pants…
…Are there brownies...”
reblog if u breathe
shbutt:
anybody that doesnt reblog this is a terrible person and the spawn of lucifer himself sent from hell!!!!!!!!!!! seriously u all need to reblog this!!! if u dont shame on u!!! shame on ur entire FAMILY!!!
Reblog if people can ask you for advice.
moskalgirl:
danielle—rose:
imnotunfaithfulbutillstray:
go for it.
Always
All the time, any time
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
i’m usually like
to the friend who held my hand
thank you :]
also i <3 u
Reblog if you believe true love has no gender.
Yee Haw!
school is precanceled and i got Sister Sophia in the sound of music! Huzzah!
Screw what I said yesterday
i got a callback!!!!!! :]
Watchxbreathemein:
yochristeeezy:
fetusfajita:
1) click play.
2) move your mouse over the video.
3) be entertained.
(via -hotanddangerous)
my whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of males to my place of residence and/or employment and it far surpasses that of yours. absolutely surpasses that of yours. i can convey to you this recipe but i must demand compensation.
beat that :p
Thanx :P
thanks ally for showing me how to use tumblr
you have basically gotten me addicted to crack
i hope you’re happy
missed connection
though i saw you for just a moment i knew i was in love
your crooked smile drew me in
your eyes are what caught me
cliche isn’t it…
“there are 3 kinds of people in this world; those who can count and those who...”
Ughhhhh
so today were auditions for the sound of music (blah). everything was going great until i forgot the lyrics… it happens to the best of us. well whatevers. time to start stalking the website for call backs.
Hi Again
i’m jade by the way.
thought i should mention that.
so i did :p
