December 2011
74 posts
Don't be an idiot tonight.
tyleroakley:
There is no excuse for drunk driving. It’s just selfish. If you need to get home, call 800-222-4357, AAA will haul you and your car for free. Have a safe New Year!
from 6pm to 6am. be safe.
So I have a few new followers I haven't properly...
staysandstories:
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
New Year. New Theme.
This year is going to be productive.
This will be year that I can be me and not have to worry about what other people think, because, put simply, I don’t give a crap anymore.
This year I’m going to successfully prepare myself for college.
This year I’m going to become a better artist.
This year I’m going to find the good in every day.
This year I’m going to tell...
Watch
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
My Friends
ER: bombs!
KK: what/ where'd you get that from?
ER: i heard a plane.
KK: what?
ER: planes drop bombs.
KK: not anymore they don't.
ER: THE WAR IS OVER!
me: hahahahahahahaha!
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
That awkward moment when your family and/or...
Watchgooeyyummyumm:
iketheravinghawk:
sister-severus:
lpleeexx:
too young to understand lol.
my childhood………..
omg……………..my innocent eyes couldn’t comprehend lol
mohawksandbroadway:
Ryan Murphy: Since everyone loves Finchel so much, let’s cut a few things out. No one wants to see Naya singing Santa Baby in a tight black dress or Klaine exchanging gifts. Oh, and we’ll make Rachel and Puck unaware of the fact that they’re Jewish through the entire episode. We’ll just have Rachel say Happy Hanukkah to some random stranger, that should even things out.
